Foul Balled leaps up to the number three Google Trend Thursday morning, with foul balled urban dictionary not far behind at number 14. So surely someone got hit by a foul ball in a playoff baseball game last night, right?
That has to be the reason everyone is looking up “foul balled.” No, no one got “foul balled” last night in the playoffs. If it happened anywhere, it was probably on the top bunk of a dorm room. Confused yet?
Foul Balled is a fairly new expression, made popular on Texts From Last Night and subsequently defined on Urban Dictionary. It appeared on Texts From Last Night in the context of “(514): I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat...”
From that usage alone, it’s hard to figure out what Foul Balled means. Luckily, that’s why we have Urban Dictionary, who define Foul Balled as: When a girl goes to grab a guy’s dick, but instead grabs his balls.
Ex: “I think Scott’s mad at me...I foul balled him pretty hard last night and hurt him pretty bad.”
There are a number of words and phrases on Urban Dictionary that seem innocuous, like “Foul Balled” and yet they have a meaning you wouldn’t expect. For example:
Drop a dime: To snitch on someone. Often, to save their own ass. Comes from the old cost for a payphone call, ten cents.
“John got popped, so he dropped a dime on his supplier and they let him go.”
Rawr: A word that means “I Love You” in dinosaur.
Twink: An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.
Take a look around on Urban Dictionary and see what you’re missing so when someone asks you if you wanna go “docking” with a couple guys after work, you know what you’re getting yourself into. I don’t even want to put the definition for “docking” in here. It’s a lot worse than getting Foul Balled. Source collegenews.com
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